Every year a ho rises to super-stardom, and puts the fear of God, or at least fear of “woman scorned” back into America’s moral underbelly.

2008 is Ashley’s year of fame and fortune almost from its start, Ashley Dupre couldn’t have planned her rise to stardom any better. Ashley Dipierto Dupre had a modeling and acting portfolio, she really did want to be famous…. and all she had to do to get that fame was blow. WOW! Who would have thunk it. I wonder how many hookers are searching the internet for political photos to see if any of their clients match.

Next year a new girl will no doubt come along and put an end to Ashley’s reign as queen Ho, but 2008 is all Ashleys and she has 10 more months to enjoy it, well, unless one of the whores searching through pictures on the internet looking for her johns actually finds a match and blows the whistle.

There always seems to be a time gap between great sex scandals. I have a theory… These elite circles of sex, lies and videotape are fairly well protected. After a year without scandal, people feel safe, untouchable and stop worrying about getting caught becoming a bit sloppy. Media rushes in and fries the biggest fish of the now exposed circle.

The other elite circles doing the same thing, just got slapped in the face with reality and count their blessings that it was the other guy, in the other state who got busted and not them. Scandalous politicians, corporate heads and preachers take the mad dash to the paper shredders and destroy every receipt, letter, note that could ever incriminate them for anything.

Feeling a bit relieved, they take a short break from their favorite activities and stop “working late at the office”. In their minds they feel so lucky to have not been caught and tell themselves it will never happen again. Now spending more time with family, they try to relieve some guilt by going on “moral” crusades to clean up corporate America and the streets. After months of tough work and now having a great family relationship they decide to check in on their old buddies. Feeling very safe now, they rejoin the circle of sex, drugs and concerto. This is where they begin “working late at the office” (hey, they need the extra money to fund their activities). Being extremely careful not to get caught, they leave no evidence behind. After a few months, and not yet caught, they get that “I am to smart to get caught” feeling and begin slipping up here and there… Now, go up a few paragraphs to I have a theory to find out how this ends.

And poor Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild fame. He just can’t seem to stay clear of any scandals these days. Hey, anytime a politician gets caught with a hooker, just throw his name in from the start. Chances are he probably already has nudie photos of her from when she was a easy, breast-barring underaged girl.

Ho Gone Wild and shaking her ass all the way to the bank of political scandal. Here is a video of Ashley Dupre AKA Ashley DiPierto AKA Kristen… now better known as Spitzer’s whore.